FBI HEADQUARTERS, J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING WASHINGTON, D.C.
In a dimly-lit basement office...
"So, what's this oh-so-urgent case that came across your desk and just couldn't wait, Mulder?"
"Rather than try to explain— here, see for yourself, Scully."
He tosses her a file.
"...Just what am I looking at, exactly? None of this makes any sense."
She reads aloud:
WARNING: The pages you are about to view contain the STRANGEST, most ILLICIT kind of YAOI of all— the kind between a woman and a man! (Ostensibly.)
The artwork and writing within are dedicated to the characters of Fox Mulder and Dana Scully from tv's The X-Files, and depictions of their sexual and romantic interactions— or "MSR" in the fandom nomenclature. This author/artist is also drawn to portrayals of new, unconventional, and perhaps bizarre gender and bodily expressions, as well as other potentially sensitive subject matter. Some material contained in these pages is not suitable for those under the age of 18!
Should you heed this advisory appropriately and wish to continue (and God bless your brave soul), then affirm the following statement:
I want those files!